Excuse me while I extract revenge on you.
Okay so, I saw some comments a few times on the post of the Infanta coat that it would make an awesome piece for female Corvo. Considering I have both the coat AND the cosplay, I figured why not. Corvo mask by the beautiful TurnOnRed!
Though personally I think it looks more like something Jessamine would wear — WHICH IS WHY I THINK FEM!CORVO SHOULD JUST BE JESSAMINE RISEN FROM THE DEAD BY THE OUTSIDER TO GET HER BABY BACK.
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
reblogging again cause i need this
“this class doesnt have any homework..”
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
I may tag things with “I’m crying” or “SCREAMING” but I am sitting in my room in the dark covered in blankets with a straight face and I literally haven’t spoken a word in over twelve hours
it’s whats on the inside that counts
so after the mtv ema’s, i snuck into a 21+ afterparty hosted by snoop dogg in an amsterdam nightclub, right? well. i made it to the front of the crowd. i was this close to snoop dogg. he passed me a joint. it was amazing.
then i decided it wasn’t enough. you see, snoop was on this platform seperated from the rest of the club. on this platform was a lot of leather couches and hot people with drinks. so i went to the side of the club and pretended my friend was on the platform. the giant 7 feet tall guard miraculously let me through and i was in the vip section with snoop dogg
i was literally the only one there who wasn’t on the guest list. i had some boy pour me drinks (which turned out to be PURE VODKA) and it took me an hour of socializing with strippers and models to figure out that everyone’s alcohol WAS ON TABS and that since i wasnt on the vip list I DIDN’T HAVE A TAB
i left and then i realized i stole snoop dogg’s alcohol
this has been my story